Exorcists - Comic #04 (C04)
Art by Fred Carter - © 1975 Chick Publications
First Published: January 16th, 2015
Exorcists
Part 2
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Commentators Jessica Sean
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Sean | Apparently we've found the good Mr. Carter's biggest shortcoming as an artist, he doesn't seem to know how to draw fire. |
Jessica | "Eh... just make it kind of red. They'll get the idea." Chick depicts communism as vehemently anti-religion, but the relationship between religious dogma and marxist philosophy is a bit more convoluted than that. |
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Sean | Wait, Santosh set the fire? Then what the hell was the point of that scene with Arjun and the Commie? Also, where did he get the Kerosene? I doubt a kid his size could carry a can of the stuff big enough to burn down a church anyways. And how did he manage to pull it off in the short time span in between his mom checking on him and Big Jim Slade's midnight stroll? |
Jessica | Demons. That's how. The dad is far too daft to put two and two together. Maybe communism makes you an idiot? |
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Sean | *Hysterical bout of laughter* Oh god... that bottom panel! I don't know if it's the artwork, the scene of the kid puking on the table, or the priceless reactions of the dinner guests but man is this hilarious! I'm guessing Chick and Carter didn't want to do a scene of the kid urinating (Well... maybe just Chick) you know, like that movie this is totally not a rip off of? |
Jessica | This panel is soooooo exploitable... and it's not the only one we'll find before this is all through. |
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Jessica | Now the kid looks like he's trying to channel Edward G. Robinson there. Is this possession like that crappy scene from Casper where Bill Pullman pulls of a bunch of nonsensical actor cameos? |
Sean | Sure, a seizure. Everyone knows seizures cause heavy wooden beds to left two feet off the ground and shake around like a rodeo bull. |
Jessica | Twenty seconds?!?! HA!!! In my prime I could make a bed shake for a half hour, minimum! Santosh has no dedication. |
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Sean | Wow, contemporary medical technology. I wasn't expecting to see that outside of the U.S. in a Chick comic. |
Jessica | I was expecting something a little closer to this. Now Santosh looks like a 1960's Morlock. Is he running through the entire golden age of Hollywood's A-list? |
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Sean | Putting aside the fact that Santosh really is possessed, this doctor is way too quick to dub it a spiritual issue. Three weeks is hardly enough time to properly analyze something like this, especially in the Psychiatric field. I'd be more inclined to believe the kid has repressed trauma after seeing his best friend die from a snake bite. Just saying. |
Jessica | Given their archaic understanding of medicine as depicted by Jack Chick I'd think they'd be more inclined to recommend a lobotomy before an exorcism. |
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Sean | Uh, no. If your Doctor suggests an exorcism your first instinct should be to sue for malpractice or report him to the Medical Council of India (Established roughly 40 years before this comic had been printed.) |
Jessica | Atheists... do not... act this way. He flip-flops from the first panel to the second. "What's an exorcist?" Duuuurrrrr... |
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Sean | Ah yes, Buddhist monks, well known for their harsh attitudes and lack of compassion. I did some research, and while there are some branches of Buddhism that have exorcisms in their practices, they're mostly off-shoots in other nations and not strictly part of the core philosophy so I guess that's a point for Chick. Still, Santosh's mom really should have known that. |
Jessica | As I pointed out earlier though, finding a Catholic in India shouldn't be all that difficult. Let alone one willing to perform an exorcism. "All he does is blame everything on the actions of a former life" because that is the only belief in Buddhism that I, the author, am even remotely familiar with. Go figure. |
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Sean | I doubt he could have missed it, it's the only book on that shelf. I have to wonder what the good revs has in the way of reading material actually. Aside from the "good book" and this biblical demonology text (Why does he have that anyways?) how much you wanna bet his tastes amount to the Left Behind series and about a thousand Harlequin romance novels? |
Jessica | I really don't think he seems to be the type to keep a copy of the Encyclopedia of Hell lying around in his library. |
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Sean | Uh... am I the only one unsettled by the way Tim's holding on to that boy's shoulder? |
Jessica | "God forgives you, Sabu. But we're still going to have to give you a whoopin'." <banjos playing> |
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Sean | Because Chick couldn't just label one Religion as satanic/false/secret catholic plot (Trust me, he'll find a way to connect Hinduism to Catholicism.) |
Jessica | Oh, yes. Christian holy men would NEVER concern themselves with only the acquisition of earthy wealth. |
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Jessica | His name is Ganesh. Because again I, the author, heard once that that was a name somehow associated with India in some way. |
Sean | *Hysterical fit of laughter* I can't breathe! Kudos for topping the kid puking on the table scene! Such an exploitable panel, make that a meme, internet! Call it the Running Sadhu or something, but spread the hilarity! |
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Sean | .... you know, the reason the backwards speaking was unsettling in that other possession story was because it wasn't easily identified, and required the priest to play the recordings backwards to understand it. Oh, and it was also full paragraphs and sentences spoken backwards, not just two words. |
Jessica | So... if Santosh didn't want help (or wasn't able to speak) then Jim and Tim would be like "Oh, well then fuck 'em I guess. The kid can suck cocks in hell for all I care." |
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Sean | So now they're back at the Reverend's house? I'm pretty sure a demon possessed kid is a pretty high priority. Yeah, he can't harm you with his Supernatural powers, but we already established that he had no problem setting fire to holy ground. Even putting that aside, he could get loose and harm the people who didn't accept Jesus yet (That is, if you really do care about the souls of those who are currently hell bound, which I really doubt given your indifference. |
Jessica | Yeah, Chick seems to think that a necessary part of an exorcism involves going off and leaving the afflicted. He's included it in other tracts as well, leading to the inevitable wacky hijinks. |
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Sean | "Greater is he that is in you." Oh myyyy!!! |
Jessica | Once again, Jesus is coming soon, says the man in 1975. |
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Sean | Hinduism and Buddhism are secretly satanic plots to move people away from Christ, ours is the glorious true faith full of sunshine and goodness! Now let's cover the sinful in blood so that they can be accepted in the eyes of the lord! |
Jessica | If the battle is God's then why doesn't he get off his lazy ass and do something about it instead of sending in the Ambiguously Gay Duo here? |
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Sean | Jim's dialogue here is really off, I'm sure Jack was trying to sound hip by showing off his ability to speak jive. Even if he obviously slips up here and there. It probably helps that the only black guy he's known personally is Fred Carter. Yes, really. |
Jessica | So humans are basically just game tokens in one huge game of supernatural keep-away? That's a pretty limited and sad view of humanity. |
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Sean | There was a weird sort of undertone to this one, because it's pretty obviously a rip off of "The Exorcist" (Big shock, I know.) This implies that Jack Chick actually saw the film himself, which means he's been to the movies since at least the 70's, something I never imagined would happen. All that said though, this one is a riot. It's got all the makings of Chick tract gold, from the bad artwork to the satanic shenanigans. Definitely worth reading for a laugh. |
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