This is the original version of the Last Generation, written in 1972. And....it manages to be both crazier and more sane than the 2013 version.

Weird, uh? Than again, Jack wrote it thinking the world would end in 1988. Yeah, nice try Jack.

Based upon the Genocide Act

I love how in this version, they have something called a Genocide Act, meaning that they shouldn't have any reason to hide that they want to kill all Christians. Well, Jack's version of Christian, anyway.

If they are on the list, where is the secret police. You'd think they'd show up in seconds, having preempted the Supreme Court's decision, like any good dictatorship. A lack of competence, but hey, THE POWER OF PLOT ARMOR COMPELS THEM!

Dad, with reports of cannibalism in major cities, the massive starvation and uncontrolled crime,

Wait, why does he refer to his wife's dad as dad? Are they in an incestuous marriage or something?

It started on May 14, 1948.

Oh hey, Bobby's back! I remember Bobby.

He's actually crazier here.

Those were good times.

How in the world could you be fond of a stupid animal?

Who calls their father by his first name? Is it supposed to show how disrespectful Bobby is?

Oh yeah, going to concentration camps for child abuse. Sure, whatever, just report them now before they force you to go to bed. Be free, Bobby!

That accursed church being the Roman Catholic Whore of Babylon, right? Eh, should have seen it coming.

It started in the early 1970's with Jesus Christ Superstar.

But Jack blames it for starting the end of the world.

Okay, sure, sure....he can do whatever he likes. He's dead, after all.

Jack was most likely looking forward to that.

Jesus speaking a word against Rome has to do with this how? Oh, because of the whole part of Him being a revolutionary and social reformer?

Jesus was both of those things, along with being the Son of God. He is concerned with the souls of men, and to save them, He showed us the way. His teachings were actually revolutionary at the time and would go on to shape western civilization, and he never took up arms or was violent, save for the incident in the temple of Jerusalem, and even then, he did it very calmly, simply driving out the people who had turned His Father's house into a market place. His message of love, peace, charity, kindness, forgiveness, compassion and mercy was revolutionary because they were seen as weaknesses by the Romans.

Denying Jesus was a social reformer pretty much ignores what he spent his whole life doing.

I know he's supposed to be a New Age healer, but how are we supposed to take somewhere wearing a hippie symbol and giving the peace sign seriously as a villain? And what is with that snake, is that supposed to be the same snake which serves as a symbol of medicine and healing, the bronze serpent? That was used by the Hebrews on God's instruction, to cure them by looking at it.

As for that reward, I bet it's not free drugs this time.

Naturally, the grandfather just decides to walk right into it, like a dumbass.

We all know what happens next, folks. Sorta, anyway.

Okay, that last part was a lie, but.....

There goes Paul, ready to fuck shit up!

Of course, friend.

SAVE US, LAWD JEZUZ!

Wanna know where they went?

Shit, Soviet Russia are the good guys here. Well, time to get as red as the Communist Manifesto!

Good.

Cause next is the Uninvited. It has to do with AIDS victims....