Uh, you might want to move your margins out a bit, Jack, or consider a smaller font. The cover drawing, is... hrnmmmmmm... interesting. I guess it has more to do with the story than Dark Dungeons' cover did, as both the tooth fairy and prison are depicted in this tract, but it's still pretty freaking bizarre.

So, we see a rather confused looking mob of protestors. I can't tell if they're counterprotesting each other, or they're just so mad they don't know what they're doing. Apparently, "Harry" is being executed, and some people show up to protest that... he should be executed? Eh, whatever. More striking is the fact that this Harry's parents would agree to an interview right before their own son's execution. Maybe they wanted to broadcast a plea that he be released?

Some years ago, young Harry finds that he lost a tooth about the size of his thumb. That kid is seriously going to need braces. And it is apparently here that the rise of a monster begins. How sinister.

Wait a second. Is that a real elf next to Santa? He doesn't look like a midget. Maybe this hints at a twist ending.

Okay, okay, so the kid's acting a little funny, but what child doesn't ask weird questions?

What I know for sure, though, is that the right panel there needs to become a motivator. Something about the context not helping.

And this is where the tract really starts plummeting all the way down to the lair of the mole people. I assure you that there is not enough What Is This I Don't Even on the entire internet to accurately sum up this panel, so I think I'll just point out that the need for braces is apparently hereditary.

I'd also like to question exactly why some of those taunts are just sort of hanging there in midair.

Also, while I'm sure you have probably heard the word "Terrorist" many times on that 8 inch black and white TV you've got with you in your basement, the comprehension may have escaped you. See if you have a dictionary with you somewhere under all of this:

What I'm confused about is whether this tract has a message at all. Is this the parent's fault for telling him fairy tales? Or is this kid just totally batshit? In most of his tracts, at least Chick's motives are transparent. This is just utter insanity.

(Why is Harry's mom thinking "gulp"?)

"JUST a Fantasy Game." Pah! That's EXACTLY what they called Dungeons and Dragons, and we all know how many of us fell to witchcraft through it!

So, they send him to juvie.

Seriously though, what is up with this kid!? Nothing he does makes an iota of sense. His entire existence is one giant plot contrivance!

Furthermore, how is that a hard question? The guy's a chaplain, I think you can guess what he's going to say.

But... wait a minute. He was something like 8 or 9 when he got sentenced. The narrator says it's been 2 years. Here he looks way older than 11 years old. You mean... the narrator lied to me!? ... HE LIED TO MEEEE!!!! YAAAAAAHHH!!! MURDER! KILL! YOU LYING BASTARD!!! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!! NEVER! AAAAAAAAAAGUGUAAHGARARAHRRR!!!

Please stand by...

A Muslim, no surprise there.

A pagan, just like Jack said.

A Chinese communist, I guess.

A, um, Halloween witch. You know, the kind that ride broomsticks? Whatever, jack.

A person who I'm sure is an offensive caricature of something that escapes me at the moment, but who apparently doesn't like prayers.

And... a Jewish safari tour guide holding a chicken bone?

And if they're all going to hell, then why does he say that Jesus paid for their sins, anyway?

It's almost like Jack got halfway through and realized just how stupid this whole tract was, and tried to cover it up and marginalize his up-until-now central character. Though, that would be giving Jack some kind of credit. And I don't like giving him credit.

It looks like she finally managed to get that load of jaggeddy white puke out of her throat though, so there's some good news. And as we all know, "Jesus loves you, so accept him or burn in agony for the rest of eternity!"

Sweet crispy crackly Jesus, this tract is a mess. What can you say? Jack Chick has put out some confusing shit, but I don't know if anything beats this for sheer random insanity.