The only thing more fun than reading Chick tracts is making fun of Chick tracts. After all... we should know. However, sometimes it isn't enough to just comment on all of the wacky and offensive things found in the original comics. The truly dedicated chop them up, rearrange them, and give them new dialog to completely change their meaning. Some even go so far as to draw their own from scratch, only borrowing the basic idea and layout of Chick's famous works. You can find a collection of such irreverent parodies here. If you happen to know of an example that isn't in our list, be sure to email us so that we can properly catalog and preserve them for future generations.
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3rd Edition: Tool of Satan (#061 - Dark Dungeons) |
| Unknown | |
| “That's alright... we're just unwinding with a little live-action Call of Cthulhu... want to touch my octopus?” | |
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A Patriarchy's Nightmare  (#002 - A Demon's Nightmare) |
| Keith Mayerson | |
| "Not straight, 'gaily forward'" | |
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Abort! Abort! (Original) |
| Tabitha Slander | |
| "So why is it legal to refuse to donate organs? Because it's my body and my choice!" | |
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Adam & Evil?! (Original) |
| "J.C.T." | |
| "Therapists find MDMA to be of immeasurable value for trauma and grief counseling, for improving relationships, and for those facing terminal illness." | |
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The Album (Multiple) |
| POPDeFect | |
| "The music business is reshaped! Good music is on the radio again! Beer is free! Aids cured!!" | |
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All Consuming Guilt (Original) |
| Jim Shaw | |
| "Why do you think you were put here on Earth, to eat junk food till you die of a heart attack? Then your soul & fat will burn on the braziers of Hell of all eternity!" | |
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The Amazing Secret (Original) |
| Necoratus Productions | |
| "You see Drew, you can really make up anything you want to and, as long as you believe it, you are going to have an excuse to keep living the way you do. When you have that excuse you feel different, you feel liberated." | |
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Antlers of the Damned (Original) |
| Adam Thrasher (Space Moose) | |
| "Rub the Bible vigorously between your legs every day to get to know Christ better." | |
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Are You Scared of Hell? (Original) |
| Kona Morris (Godless Comics) | |
| "After realizing this, I no longer believed in any of it. I found the courage to accept not knowing, and I stopped living my life - the only one I'm certain I'll have - in fear." | |
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The Artist Statement (Original) |
| Héctor Casanova | |
| "We are moving to a new paradigm in which art is collaborative and empowering, reclaiming people's roles as culture makers, rather than simply consumers." | |
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Be a Creation Science Expert (Original) |
| Britarse (Cockeyed Comix) | |
| "Be sure to avoid all debate as to what 'theory' means in science and what else is 'just' a theory." | |
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Be Merry (Original) |
| Britarse (Cockeyed Comix) | |
| "Demons! Oh yes!! I see them!!! With hooves! And horns!! And enormous private parts!!!" | |
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Big Phony? aka Kent Hovind is a Big Phony! (#015 - Big Daddy) |
| Tommy Huxley (Skeptic Friends Network) | |
| "Did you know that you can't measure distances to stars beyond 20 light years? I taught trigonometry for years! It can't be done!" | |
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Boogie Time? (#052 - Back From the Dead?) |
| Junior (Chick Dissections Blogspot) | |
| "Wheel him into this Days Inn, maybe we can blame it on them?" | |
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Broke at Birth (Original) |
| Trump Tracts | |
| "Contrary to what you might think, some babies are born without their own wallets." | |
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Chemical Salvation (Original) |
| "J.C.T." | |
| "America declared “war” on her own citizens, the rest of the world followed suit…" | |
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Chicks With Dicks Collection (Various) |
| Johnny Ryan | |
| "Sorry, lady. We're all out of McNuggets." | |
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Christians and Crusaders (#061 - Dark Dungeons) |
| The Bronze Blog (fka Rockstar's Ramblings) | |
| "Last night, I used my first argumentum ad baculum! This guy backed off when I made an implicit threat!" | |
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Church of the Sub-Doofus (Original) |
| Trump Tracts | |
| "Christianity? Judaism? ...China? All three of these are loser religions, and everyone knows it." | |
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Constitutional Rites (Original) |
| Tabitha Slander | |
| "We're paying to have speed bumps installed around this one." | |
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Creation? (Original) |
| Kona Morris (Godless Comics) | |
| "How were the people who made up the Bible stories any smarter than the people who made up the other ones?" | |
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Darkest Dice (#061 - Dark Dungeons) |
| Get Haunted Industries | |
| "Playing to win is impossible, as the only winner is CERTAIN DEATH, just like in real life!" | |
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Darkest Dungeons (#061 - Dark Dungeons) |
| Dylan Horrocks | |
| "Join us, Debbie, and become a witch... IRL!" | |
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Darkest Dungeons 2 (#061 - Dark Dungeons) |
| Dylan Horrocks | |
| "Soon I'll be able to cast Raise Dead on Black Leaf and you'll be back in the game." | |
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Darkseid (#176 - Li'l Susy) |
| Arrowette | |
| "And when at last he turns to look upon the eternal desolation he has wrought, he will see himself as in a miror and know what fear is." | |
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Darque Dungeon (#061 - Dark Dungeons) |
| Epsilon Minus (Bogart Shwadchuck) | |
| "No one deserves to die because they don't appreciate the artistic value of Merzbow records, right?" | |
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Darwinism - The Devil's Religion (Original) |
| The Indigestible | |
| "But a monkey can't redeem the sins of the world! Only GOD can by miraculously impregnating a woman" | |
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Dead to Rights (Multiple) |
| James Huber | |
| "I am sending you back to try again... as a poor Hispanic Catholic lesbian." | |
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Demonic Deviltry (#061 - Dark Dungeons) |
| "Father Ramos" (White Wolf Game Studio Publishing) | |
| "Do you do that after every game? -- Not all the time. Sometimes we have sex instead of doing drugs." | |
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Devil Doll? (Original) |
| Daniel Clowes (Fantagraphics Publishing) | |
| "It says in this tract Hash Hobbit that Christians are obligated to spread the good news about Jesus to the unsaved!" | |
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Dork Dungeons (#061 - Dark Dungeons) |
| Chyx Publications | |
| "In order to play a vampire, you need to use a cheesy Romanian accent, recite lame death poetry, and listen to Bauhaus." | |
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Flatter Jesus or He'll Torture You in Hell! (Original) |
| Betty Bowers | |
| "Jesus doesn't care how big a hot mess you are, just as long as you keep telling Him how fabulous He is!" | |
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The Forksaken (#045 - The Sissy?) |
| HalfMooner | |
| "Duke, Forsaken Eating is an ancient discipline that unleashes the hidden natural dining instincts within us all. The most advanced adepts don't even use their hands, just their mouths!" | |
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Global Warning (#230 - Global Warming) |
| HalfMooner | |
| "I'm private citizen Al Gore, and I got your global warning right here!" | |
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The G.O.P. World is Ending! (Original) |
| Trump Tracts | |
| "...leading voices in public hysteria and crowd manipulation are now urging those in the GOP to find a new category of fear to be frightened by." | |
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Galactus is Coming (Original) |
| Pinder the Panda Bear & Jesse Farrell (S.T.M.L.) | |
| "Son, the law of averages and and the sheer number of giant space men who want to kill you means probably one will get through at some point." | |
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God Hates the Scene (#177 - Apes, Lies and Ms. Henn) |
| Epsilon Minus (Bogart Shwadchuck) | |
| "Damn right! 'Pac didn't get shot so some crazy Europeans could distort a bunch of drum machines. R.I.P. 'Pac." | |
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God Meat (Original) |
| Psycho Dave | |
| "I'm just cranky cause' this damn chair is uncomfortable, and it made my butt fall asleep." | |
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The Good Morty (Original) |
| Erica Hayes | |
| "The mortician did an amazing job. I've never seen an acid eaten corpse restored so perfectly." | |
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The Good, The Bad, and the Fundy (#131 - Gun Slinger) |
| Psycho Dave | |
| "Ever since the mission of SAINT MARY was built, the Catholics have been spreading their heresy throughout our town. Here's a map of the area, and extra bullets from a SPECIAL collection we took!" | |
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The Greatest Scam Ever Prebunked (#084 - The Greatest Story Ever Told) |
| HalfMooner | |
| "Fear not! I am merely... uh... an angel... here to question you about your reproductive status." | |
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GURPS Fourth Edition Dark Dungeons (#061 - Dark Dungeons) |
| William Blake Smith (GameGroup.org) | |
| "Afraid I'll steal all the hot guys? I am totally ready. I even started my period." | |
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Head Shop or Dead Shop? (Original) |
| P. J. O'Rourke (PJO) | |
| "It's a good thing I didn't look at it or I would have seen that detailed picture of a large-chested young woman in close proximity to an excitied young man when neither one of them had their clothes on." | |
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Hellenic Chick (Multiple) |
| Thrice Great Moly | |
| "Even now, over your unburied corpse, more lies are being told." | |
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The Holy and the Homo (#045 - The Sissy) |
| Psycho Dave | |
| "Well, me and Duke have to get going now. We have a big delivery of amonium-nitrate to deliver to some McVeigh guy in Kingman, AZ..." | |
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How Many Fingers Am I Holding Up? (Original) |
| Andy Slater | |
| "We can be social and independent, capable of doing normal things… Like crossing the street, or accidentally tripping a lady." | |
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I Remember Halloween (Original) |
| Tabitha Slander | |
| "What cute costumes. What are you supposed to be? Enlightened." |
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