Case Dismissed - Comic #05-03 (TMTD.03)
Art by Johnathan Kolsch - © 2004 Revival Fire Ministries
Intro: The final installment in the Truth for Youth series takes a slightly more personal approach. Case Dismissed is the "biographical" personal story of Tim Todd himself. While there is no real way to know for sure it would seem extraordinarily likely that Tim... how do you say... embellished the facts just a tad. The overall goal seems to be to show what a "rebel" he was in his more intemperate youth so he can, like, totally tell how the kids are these days. What with their hip-hop and the "M"-TV and playing their pokey-mans! Instead he comes off like some lame ass camp counselor who wants to be your buddy but just can't seem to manage it since he graduated from college the year you were born.
First Published: April 18th, 2012
Case Dismissed Comic #05-03 (TMTD.03) Art by Johnathan Kolsch - © 2004 Revival Fire Ministries
Commentators Jessica Sean Tim
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Jessica | There's a weird deja vu going on here. For a minute I thought we were back in Bibles Not Bullets. |
Sean | That kid on the lower left is channeling the spirit of Shoop-da-Woop. Uh... Tim? You're supposed to use speedlines during a fast action scene. Right now your character is being restrained, so the action is pretty much over. |
Tim | Oooo! I love Dragonball Z! Wait--This isn’t a Shonen Jump book? “He’s a preacher’s kid too! Some preacher he’d make!” Uh, just because Tim is a PK doesn’t mean he will grow up to be a preacher. As a matter of fact more often than not, it’s the opposite for PK’s. Notice Tim Todd had to make it clear that little Tim Todd was fighting for the honor of a woman. “Even in his rebellion, he is an honorable young man!”. |
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Jessica | My understanding is that one's first hit from a joint without ever having smoked before is a bit like sucking on the exhaust hose of a diesel truck. It would be another 10 minutes before Tim could even breathe again. Is that Stats in the background declaring him to be cool? |
Sean | Well we did see him smoke a cigarette earlier, so I think his lungs might be used to it. Suddenly he's cool after taking a hit... because, you know, that's totally how High School social standards work. All it takes is a little weed, and you're Fonzie. |
Jessica | Tell me about it. What "problems" does this guy have? I mean, he's a total prick but it's not like he doesn't have some measure of control over that. |
Tim | “Hey Everybody, he’s cool!” Are they saying he’s “cool” as in, He isn’t a narc because he used drugs or he’s cool because he smokes weed? Either way, it’s wack dialogue lifted from either a B.S. cop show or a B.S. After School Special. |
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Jessica | Uh-huh. Yeah. Marijuana leads to harder drugs. Are we still beating that old, dead "gateway drug" horse? I thought that went out with D.A.R.E. |
Sean | What's Tim doing in the bottom left panel? It looks like he's snorting, but he's not holding anything, and I'm pretty sure you need a flat surface for cocaine anyway. |
Jessica | "Are you digging this AIR, man? This air is awesome!" Tim's dad seems a little (pardon the phrase) mongoloid from this angle. Also, it kind of looks like his wife is getting married in a pant suit. That's so romantic. |
Tim | She’s a female and the city’s “top” drug dealer? So we get to see some “Lady Scarface” action! Bring it on, comic book. |
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Sean | Again with the invisible cocaine... is it really that hard to draw a tray with white powder on it? |
Jessica | "WWWhat's happening to me?! I appear to be dropping a load in my pants!" Or maybe he's trying to pull off the Wayne's World Bohemian Rhapsody thing? |
Tim | You were snorting cocaine for 3 days and it had adverse effects on your body? Who would’ve thunk it? |
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Jessica | ...and poor Tim is dragged off to Hell kicking and screaming by the cavity creeps. |
Sean | Well, give Todd some credit, at least these demons aren't chubby. |
Jessica | Judging by the looks on their faces I think they might have chubbies, though. |
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Sean | You saw the moving van, waved goodbye to them, and only now it dawns on you that they're not coming back. Captain lightning wit strikes again. |
Jessica | She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer! What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?!? |
Tim | “How did it come to this? It all started with little things that seemed harmless”. Yeah…snorting cocaine for three days straight and stealing from drug dealers…harmless. |
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Sean | You're just throwing away one addiction for another Timmy. |
Jessica | Like Alcoholics Anonymous... ninety meetings in ninety days. Jesus wants an intimate relationship with you... but will he call you in the morning? |
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Jessica | Gah! What the hell happened to his face? |
Sean | Yeah, that blonde kid in the rest of the comic? That was totally me, scout's honor. |
Jessica | I'm amazed he had the restraint to not draw him ripped all to hell Fred Carter style and with a 12 inch penis. |
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Jessica | Seig Heil! Seig Heil! Seig Heil! Sorry for the Godwin. Couldn't resist. |
Sean | "Are you hurting because your parents split up? Someone hurt you as a child? Someone you care about has died?" You know, if God exists, then he's the one who let those things happen. Think about that for a moment. |
Jessica | "Where are your friend leading you? Heaven? Hell?" Well I don't know about you, but mine are leading me to Taco Bell. |
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Sean | Tim Todd is definitely not as crazy as Jack Chick, and his comics really suffer for it. The art is better, no question about that. But his story is just so plain vanilla in terms of salvation tales. It needed some Satanists, evil D&D players, or demonic Rock music. Still, I had fun with this one. Oh, and Tim? Pics or it didn't happen. |
Tim | I like the black guy who drew all of Jack Chick takes all the credit for better than the artist here. Call me old school. But at least by acknowledging |
Further Reading ⇑
- Product page at Revival Fire Ministries
- ⚜ Vintage Page
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