March / April #

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• The Dark Side of ‘Gender-Affirming’ Treatments
  
  
  TRANS KIDS AGAIN
  Chick Publications has learned of A GROWING GROUP of (two) detransitioners. They were TRICKED into transing their genders you see, and are now suing so that NOBODY can EVER make the mistake of making decisions about their own bodies ever again! If only they had been prescribed GOSPEL TRACTS instead of TESTOGEL.
   
• Canada’s Dangerous Slide into Euthanasia
  
  
  EUTHANASIA IN CANADA
  Apparently they're doing that, and in a rare case of a stopped clock being right for a second, Chick Publications say this is bad because it's probably just gonna get abused to coerce disabled people into agreeing to be offed.
   
• Divine Consequences? The Ceasefire Deal and California Wildfires
  
  
  BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
  The California wildfires started around about the same kind of time that the ceasfire between Israel and Palestine happened, so OBVIOUSLY one is divine retribution for the other and America has no choice but to continue allowing genocide immediately! If I was Kurt this would be the point where I would be saying "SEE JACK CHICK'S SOMEBODY ANGRY?" but you and I both know we're better than that. It's ultimately a plug for John McTernan's stupid book anyway.
   
• Surgeon General’s Farewell Prescription
  
  
  SURGEON GENERAL FUCKS OFF
  Vivek H Murthy isn't the Surgeon General any more, but Chick reckons that his resignation speech sounded kinda Protestant Work Ethic-y, so we can fill out a few column inches with that I guess.
   
• God’s Judgment Beginning to Get People’s Attention
  
  
  GRIFTERS
  There's a bunch of Obvious Grifters doing a big push on Finding God to keep their grift going in today's increasingly christofascistic world. Grifters like dangerous sex pest Russell Brand and self-help dipshit Jordan Peterson and Joe Rogan whose show I think Daniels might be gunning to get on maybe. This is Good Actually because it means Chick Tracts might sell more easily people will Get Saved.
   
• Missions Fund Report March 2025
  
  
  BUY OUR SHIT
  Buy a bajillion copies of The Empty Tomb and hand them out to people after your Easter service, otherwise they might not convert properly!! Also buy DWD's books about how the NIV is fake. Also buy tracts for us to send to Thailand and Mexico and stuff. BUY BUY BUY!
   
• Letter From David W. Daniels March 2025
  
  
  MESSAGE FROM DANIELS
  Daniels combines the trans article and the euthanasia article to come up with his Grand Unifying Theory that the Reverse Vampires are tricking your children into transing their gender so that they'll regret it and want to get euthanised afterwards. BETTER GIVE THEM A CHICK TRACT. FLIP KNOWS WHICH ONE WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY BOTHER TO DO A NEW ONE SORRY...wait...that's IT... we'll re-release Sorry! I'M A GENIUS.
  

January / February #

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• New York Pastor Takes Gospel to the Streets
  
  
  A GUY IN NEW YORK
  Did you know there's a guy in New York who hands out Chick Tracts? Wild right? You can tell Chick Publications like this guy cuz I'm pretty sure this is like the third or fourth time they've done an article that's just "this guy's stand exists".
   
• Let’s Not Waste This Opportunity
  
  
  TRUMP WON
  ...and now we have our chance to defeat the evils of bodily autonomy forever with the power of tracts. Aww yeah #christofascism - Let's GO!
   
• All Is Not Bad in the Universities
  
  
  UNIVERSITIES
  Revival is breaking out across the country as (two) universities nationwide do a religious gathering that makes a few headlines and then fizzles out.... THAT'S REVIVAL BABEY.
   
• UN Pushes for One-World Government
  
  
  EXTREMELY DOCTOR MANHATTAN VOICE
  It is 1945. The UN is going to force a one world government any day now. It is 1984. The UN is going to force a one world government any day now. It is 2025. The UN is going to force a one world government any day now.
   
• The Crumbling of the Catholic ‘Church’
  
  
  CATHOLICS
  They're just not homophobic enough, and can you believe the sheer audacity of the pope saying that Catholicism is real?
   
• Missions Fund Report January 2025
  
  
  PLEASE BUY TRACTS
  Buy tracts for your church, then buy tracts for your friend's church. Be like this guy who buys 10K tracts a month for his mate in Vegas. Send money or I'll die.
   

November / December #

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• Is One-World Currency the Solution to Global Warming?
  
  
  CONTEMPLATE ORB
  It might be the mark of the beast. Sherrie Johnson writes up a whole ass tale of climate change denialism, claiming that any attempt at a global solution to climate change, along with some cryptocurrency techbro bullshit, are actually an attempt to set up a one world government and the mark of the beast. Nobody stops to consider that if it IS the end times they should have been raptured by now. (Tract plug: Global Warming)
   
• Are We Waking Up?
  
  
  QUEERPHOBIA AND LOTS OF IT
  Chick Publications celebrate various instances of homophobia and transphobia and call for more of it.
   
• Two Demons, One Devil, and World Dominion
  
  
  GAY MUSLAMIC COMMULISTS
  The Muslims are coming! And also the commies are coming, and also the gays are coming! And they've taken over Europe! And you have to hand out Chick Tracts to stop them from coming over here! (Tract plug: A Demon's Nightmare)
   
• An Easy Witnessing Opportunity!
  
  
  BUY OUR CHRISTMAS TRACTS
  Christmas is fake! Buy them anyway. (Tract plug: The Greatest Story Ever Told)
   
• The Most Competent Scholars Translated the King James Bible
  
  
  THE KJV TRANSLATORS HAD VERY BIG BRAINS
  Another day volunteering at the King James museum. People keep asking me if they can fuck the bible. Buddy, they won't even let me fuck it.
   
• God’s Design for Marriage is Always “For Better”
  
  
  YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT? STRAIGHT MARRIAGE
  Sherrie Johnson isn't just a climate change denier, she's also a straight marriage liker. (Book plug: The Marriage Mess)
   
• Don't Miss This Limited Time Offer - Tract Case Sale!
  
  
  SAVE 50%
  ...when you buy a case of 1000 tracts. Sounds exciting until you see the small print saying that usually those are 38% off anyway.
   
• Mission Fund Report November 2024
  
  
  MISSIONARIES
  Like a million tracts going to the Philippines (I swear they print this same one every issue), a bunch to the UK, a bunch being put in flood relief packages in Thailand and Burma.
   

September / October #

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• Is This Satan’s Counterfeit Revival?
  
  
  THE CATHOLICS
  The US Catholic Church is doing Eucharistic Congresses or something, and this is freaking Daniels out because it's a Catholic thing which is Catholic. LMAO Wafer God.
   
• Growing Desire for God in America
  
  
  INCREASED RELIGIOSITY
  Apparently religiosity has gone up amongst young people apparently, which tracks because shit's been fucking WILD lately and general religiosity tends to increase in times of crisis. Anyway, Daniels says to take advantage of this by handing out Chick Tracts so that they convert to YOUR Christianity and don't end up going to a Eucharistic Congress or something.
   
• California a Lab Case for Sexual Perversion
  
  
  TRANS KIDS
  California passed some legislation saying that schools can't forcibly out queer kids, and Daniels hates this because children are property and have no right to privacy.
   
• Oceans of Evidence Point to a Marvelous Creator
  
  
  WATER
  Guest article by Sherrie Johnson. Did you know? Water. Water good? How water? Therefore, God is real.
   
• World Government — How Far are We?
  
  
  FUCKING COMMULISTS
  Apparently the Catholic Church is SUPER into Communism, and Daniels just reead a book from the 50's about how Communism is BAD, and as we all know, Catholicism is bad, so it MUST be Communism!
   
• How About Facts Instead of Theories?
  
  
  BUY OUR SHIT
  There's plugs for The Evolution Handbook by Vance Ferrell and Night Journey From Rome by Clark Butterfield.
   
• Missions Fund Report September 2024
  
  
  MISSIONARIES
  We swear we'll be shipping out those 1.3 million tracts to the Phillipines AAAAANY time now. Also sending stuff out to some guys in Italy, Mexico, those Korean missionaries in the UK, Germany, Thailand, Honduras, Kenya and OOH WE GAVE SOME CHICK TRACTS TO SOME RANDOM STAFFERS ON THE MEN'S OLYMPIC BASKETBALL STAFF. Isn't THAT exciting?!
   
• Letter From David W. Daniels September 2024
  
  
  MESSAGE FROM DANIELS
  He's REALLY mad about the Eucharistic Revival thing. Maybe if he says Wafer God a few more times it'll go away.
   

July / August #

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• Boy Scouts Moving Farther from Original Purpose
  
  
  BOY SCOUTS
  Apparently they're too gay and soy now, and the fact that they call themselves "Scouting America" now means that women won't be good breedable tradwives any more because of woke, and they're not reading enough Crusader Comics availiable now from Chick Dot Com Slash Comics.
   
• Why the King James is Better
  
  
  THE BIBLE
  According to Chick Publications, the King James version is better, because of reasons. Bet you didn't expect them to come out with THAT hot take!
   
• How One Tract Brightened a Family’s Dark Day
  
  
  TRACTS
  A couple of preachers gave an old copy of Lil' Suzy held together with tape to a grieving child only to find out that her name was also "Suzy". The wild world of coincidence wins another soul to Jesus!
   
• If the NIV Says Jesus Lied to His brothers, What Else is in There?
  
  
  PLZ BUY 'LOOK WHAT'S MISSING'
  It's an ad for one of Daniels' books.
   
• Good News from All Over - July 2024
  
  
  THE GAYS
  Chick Publications celebrates the end of Pride Month by gloating about gay-friendly churches in Africa losing members, an LA Suburb not flying Pride flags, and there not being as much Corporate Pride stuff this year. Also they promote unhinged hate group MassResistance.
   
• Chick Mail Bag
  
  
  MAILBAG
  A whole page about a 91 year old man handing out Chick Tracts to people.
   
• Missions Fund Report - July 2024
  
  
  MISSIONARIES
  There's a guy in Mexico who wants to hand out backpacks to kids with Chick tracts in them, and another guy in Mexico who we're sending a MILLION AND A HALF TRACTS TO, and guys in Belgium, Guyana, Israel, Ukraine, Zambia, Mauritus, the Philippines, and Scotland who we're also sending tracts to. SEND MONEY PLS!!
   
• Letter From David W. Daniels September 2024
  
  
  LETTER FROM DWD
  "Boy Scouts are gay and soy, give them Chick Tracts"
   
• The Future of Scouting
  
  
  SHITTY CARTOON
  These days you can get a merit badge for wearing a dress because of woke or whatever, I dunno. Zero for effort Daniels, especially since we already know he's just traced these from somewhere.
   

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• Comic Index: “Times Have Changed?”
  (Boolean Union)


• "Found in the Collection: Jack T. Chick’s “Times Have Changed?”"by Caitlin McGurk, May 16, 2013.
  (Billy Ireland Cartoon Library & Museum Blog - Ohio State University)


• "Obscurity of the Day: Times Have Changed?"by Alan Holtz, December 3, 2008.
  (Stripper's Guide Blogspot)


• You Don't Know Jack - The Authorized Biography of Christian Cartoonist Jack T. Chick (2021) by David W. Daniels.
  (Chick Publications)