Let's just....get this over with.

The fact he gave credit to a con man in a tract about the Holocaust makes this even worse.

Why is the American Nazi Party, of all people, being allowed to have their own parade? Who the hell committed career suicide by letting them?

It's at times like this when I wish the Blues Brother would show up in the Blues mobile. Ah, that would be satisfying.

Is the Jewish Defence League even a thing? I actually want them to show up now.

Jack, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why would have him say that? Why?

So, Jack was against Holocaust denialism. This doesn't make up for what he has done, mind you. And only makes this tract worse.

Heck, it can be considered a form of Holocaust denialism, be removing the blame from the Nazis and putting it on the Catholic Church, a completely innocent victim in regards to the Holocaust.

You weren't there at all. What gives you the right to tell a Holocaust survivor what really happened? Why are you the expert all of a sudden?

Cause you're a white male Christian, right? Goddamn it....

Does he even know what an inquisition is?

Still....guest right here. Very important to maintain.

But Bob is not being a very good host. He is insulting the religion which saved so many Jews from the Holocaust in World War Two.

I wonder why the Catholic church even did this inquisition? What did they gain? And where did Bob get these theories?

And who is Edmond Paris? Sounds French.

Oh wait, look!

Full text of "Secret History of the Jesuits"

You can read the whole thing here.

And here is a quote.

There is no other person more qualified to introduce Edmond Paris' book, "The Secret History of the Jesuits," than Dr. Alberto Rivera, a former Jesuit priest under the extreme oath and induction, -who -was trained in the Vatican and briefed on the history of the Jesuits.

All credibility is lost in the introduction alone.

Hey wait. No stop! No! Come back here, brain! Come back!!!!!!

Sorry, my brain tried to crawl out my ear. Had to stop it. Anyways....

What's wrong with this entire conversation?

One: Jack's source is clearly just as biased as he is about the Catholic church. Another thing, it wasn't the goddamn Gestapo who was behind the Holocaust, it was the SS! The SS were the ones who were key to the whole thing. They were the main organisers. The Gestapo was actually very ineffective, and had an unearned reputation.

Two: Catholic pressure on the media? That is so laughable, I don't even find it funny. We all know that the Catholic church tends to get the short end of the stick nowadays, and the USA has a long history of anti-catholicism. Just look at what happened to Al Smith.

Namely, that I cannot think of a single instance when the Catholic church has been cleansing the land of heretics. Ever. Spanish Inquisition? Yeah, much more political than religious, and was more a tool of the Spanish monarchy to keep control.

Oh wait.

Catharism. Yeah, that. They were declared heretics.....but they really were heretics, and rejected the concept of there being one God, instead going for a dualists approach.

But does anyone else know of a good instance of the Catholic church rooting out heretics?

And why is Encyclopedia Britannica Volume V being cited? I don't have a copy on hand, so could anyone check it out?

Hitler was never excommunicated by name, but the entire leadership of the Nazi party was in the February Edict of 1931. This would include Hitler. He also never went to Mass after leaving home or received the sacraments. He was born to a Catholic mother, but was not one himself.

A Catholic newspaper in Spain is absolute proof Hitler is a hero to the Roman Catholic church? One single newspaper from a fascist country? The source being Paris again?

Safe to say that little bit of information has no evidence to support it.

Pretty sure a concordat are treaties and agreements signed between the Vatican and other countries. The one with Mussolini was to settle the border between the Vatican and Italy, for example, if I am correct.

Or did Jack not believe the Holocaust was about race? By this point, you could tell me Jack Chick believed Jesus said committing suicide would send you to hell, and let's face it, he probably did.

Jack probably excludes any mention of what the Nazis did to homosexuals, due to his own views on them.

Funny story. Ever hear of the People's Crusades? Well, they were people who thought the First Crusade was taking too long, and decided to take back the Holy Land themselves.

One sprung up in Germany....and promptly began attacking the Jews, because they were easy targets for ransacking. The Catholic church was pissed off about this, for obvious reasons, and there are cases of Catholic bishops actually defending the Jews, with one even leading his men alongside the defenders of a city to help fight the "Crusaders" off.

And Jack expects people to believe that it was responsible for killing 6 million of them as part of some ploy to usher in a one world government.

Jack Chick only studied religion, obviously, and even then, twisted it to fit his world view.

This is just an excuse to make a man at the Catholic church.

Great, I just brought up Trump. Is that some kind of Godwin's Law?

Notice how Jack simply says the Office of Inquisition is still around....when it is likely he had no clue what an inquisition actually is. He doesn't cite anything else for the other claim about the Catholic church still being the same thing.

Avro Manhattan? Wait, what? What kind of name is that? Avro Manhattan? No, no, I am it even going to bother looking it up, it's bullcrap based on the title alone!

to set up diplomatic relations

I don't see how that would be a problem at all. I assume this was written before Reagan's presidency, when diplomatic relations were restored? Probably helped confirm his suspicions.

How does Bob know all this is my question. Where did he learn it? Infowars?

And why are they all walking into the next room? What the hell is the point of that? What, they trying to be cool or something?

Guys, when has the media ever really taken the Catholic church's side? Look around, you can see for yourself.

And Jack brings up the child molestation scandals for the sake of making another jab in an already repulsive example of bigotry.

Wilson Ewin is quoted, but strangely, not the publication itself.

I just realised, Jack must have lost his shit when a Jesuit became the first Pope from the Western Hemisphere.

Oh my god, why did Jack just bring illegal immigration into this? Goddamn it, why? And the Holocaust survivors agrees with Bob on that? He just made him even more prejudiced! Wow! Just....wow.

Jack, you really just want to blame the Catholic church for everything bad that happens in the world, don't you?

Ironic on he criticise bigotry....but was clearly himself one.

Billy Graham, I have heard that name before. Can't exactly remember where though.

Catholic controlled media. I find this ironic, given how many times I have heard people say that media is anti-catholic. And if the Protestants would seriously be so opposed to the signing of a simple concordat, I find it understandable why they would do it in secret.

Yeah, look likes there was only one constitutional convention.

Y'know, if Jack Chick heard about how favorably they viewed Islam, and the opinions some of them had on God and Jesus, he would have lost his shit or double thought it out of his memory. Actually, I imagine he did.

Since when had Congress been pro-Catholic?

Time is running out, and the Last Generation approaches.

Jesus Christ will stop it!

I hate to say this, but would this be like the time he stopped the Holocaust from killing six million Jews.

And let's face it, Jack probably didn't care about the Jews that much anyway. Not Protestant enough for him.

If Bob was debating in an actually debate, in a professional environment anywhere, he would be called out for his lack of evidence so fast that he would be laughed back to kindergarten and drop out in the first week.

Notice that being a good person is never mentioned as part of being a true Christian. Yeah, not killing or harming someone doesn't make you a good person.

This is about the approaching end of the world.

Goddamn it....

Next up, we are going to look at the original version of the Last Generation, from 1972.

You'll need it for the one afterwards.....

Also, these tracts get harder and harder to riff the more stupid they are.