Homosexuality: Legitimate, Alternate Deathstyle


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Homosexuality: Legitimate, Alternative Deathstyle - Book #01 (HDET)
Art by Dick Hafer - © 1986 Paradigm Company

Homosexuality: Legitimate, Alternative Deathstyle - Book #01 (HDET) Part 1. Art by Dick Hafer - © 1986 Paradigm Company

First Published: December 1st, 2017

...with special Guest Commentator: John Faber

"Homosexuality: Legitimate, Alternate Deathstyle" is actually a book written by Dick Hafer waaaayyyy back in the halcyon days of 1986 when Reagan ran the country and everyone was afraid of the Bomb. AIDS had just begun coming into the public consciousness and most people (who were only just starting to call it something other than "Gay Cancer") knew almost nothing about it. This left the door wide open for uncheck fear and hate against the group seen as the primary carriers of this disease... homosexuals. Dick Hafer manages to distill and ferment this hate and fear into an almost 100 proof heady brew and then gives it to you good through a series of cartoons that can almost be referred to as "chibified." Make no mistake though, this is pure, uncut bigotry mainlined straight into your neocortex. Brace yourselves.


  Jessica   John  




Page Index
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31 32 33 34

oPage 1

Page 1 John John If you look closely, you can see the hate oozing through the page.
Jessica JessicaI've noticed that in previous installments of this travesty as well. He went extraordinarily cheap on the paper stock used for printing which has contributed to a great deal of bleed through.

As if this thing wasn't already indistinguishable from toilet paper...


o Page 2

Page 2 John JohnAnd how are the Illuminati behind all this? Or are the gays.... BEHIND THE ILLUMINATI?
Jessica JessicaThere is a great deal of difference between "acceptance" and "tolerance." Most gay people just want to be left alone. It's you morons who are making everything so personal.


o Page 3

Page 3 John JohnNo REAL democrat would ever put gays in his porridge! Wait...
Jessica JessicaI don't know about the 80's but the modern platforms of the democratic party seem to be pretty LGBT friendly. What would "REAL" democrats have their stomaches turn when it comes to gay rights?

Also, what the hell is up with that donkey? Is that how we're stereotyping gays? Lipstick and earrings?
John JohnYou just know he likes taking it in the ass.


o Page 4

Page 4 John JohnWe should have the RIGHT! To deny dem homos the right to buy whatever house they want!

Also, to teach, for some reason!

I've always thought you're less likely to be hateful towards a group if you grew up with members of that group. Allowing them to teach would be a great start.
Jessica JessicaWould you look at that? It's almost like homosexuals want the same rights as everyone else!!!


o Page 5

Page 5 John JohnAll that bill did was prohibit employment discrimination against homosexuals.
Jessica JessicaYep. We stopped those homos and their lie-beral pals but good!

It's a shame Dick Hafer isn't alive to see the current political climate when it comes to gays and lesbians. Though given he wrote a 200 page book of hate against them I highly doubt it would sway his opinions all that much.


o Page 6

Page 6 Jessica JessicaWe all know how American conservatives like to depict Europe as this barren, socialist hellscape but most of it is light years ahead of us when it comes to social progress like gay rights and same-sex marriage.


o Page 7

Page 7 Jessica JessicaAnd the sad part is that even today unless you pay sufficient lip service to God and so-called "Christian values" you still won't get elected. Hell, Obama was pretty straight forward with his religious beliefs and people still exhausted themselves trying to prove he was a closet Muslim.


o Page 8

Page 8 John JohnI once saw a video on YouTube (and that must mean it's true) that said the Bible was only against homosexuality because the surrounding tribes engaged in ritual sex acts for their deities, and everything that's done for a false god is EEEEEVIL! (that's also the reason for the law against clipping your sideburns.)
Jessica JessicaDespite what Hafer would have you believe from earlier in his book, sharing plates and silverware with someone who is gay or lesbian is no dirtier than sharing them with anyone else.


o Page 9

Page 9 John JohnIf they don't have bread, let them eat gay!

Ich bin ein Homosexueller!

Veni, vidi, pedicari!
Jessica Jessica"Freely" used the word gay? Is there some reason he shouldn't have been allowed to say the word gay? Is it going to bring down the Knights of Standards and Practices?
John JohnApparently, the only modes of locomotion for gays are prancing, skipping and fart-o-the-rainbow.


o Page 10

Page 10 Jessica JessicaCalling them "sodomites" over and over again is nothing but an ad hominem argument and shows just how weak your position really is.


o Page 11

Page 11 Jessica JessicaOutright lie. Studds did indeed express remorse over his relationship with a seventeen year old congressional page. The page was also just one year off from the age of consent and stated himself that the relationship was consensual and non-intimidating.


o Page 12

Page 12 John JohnWhat do you expect? They have a giant stone penis in the middle of the city!
Jessica JessicaYou do have a point. A great big stone dick is likely to attract gays like moths to a flame.


o Page 13

Page 13 John JohnLAAAAAAAW!
Jessica JessicaAs in "Aside from anti-discrimination legislation the law should have nothing at all to say about homosexuals," right?

That is what you're about to say, right?!?


o Page 14

Page 14 Jessica JessicaAt least he's nice enough to buy ice cream for the gay guy as well. Surprising how dirty he thinks him to be.
John JohnHis freely-rotating neck gives away his owl ancestry.


o Page 15

Page 15 Jessica JessicaSince there are fewer gay people than there are straight people that makes them a LEGITIMATE minority too, you know.
John JohnI just know you used that spoon to eat da poo-poo!
Jessica JessicaOh, never mind. He wants to get his own spoon. <sigh>


o Page 16

Page 16 John JohnRoll credits!

WHY oh WHY should I ever want to live in a pluralist society? After all, if I were in an ISIS-controlled area, it would be perfectly moral and right for them to behead me for not following their god, so why should DEM HOMOS be any different?
Jessica JessicaYou should be "forced to say it's o.k." because what someone else does in the privacy of their bedroom is none of your goddamn business. That's why.


o Page 17

Page 17 John JohnAnd you didn't take the hint that maybe you're on the wrong side of history? No?

Okay, just checking.
Jessica JessicaIt isn't all that surprising that pro-gay legislation got shot down in Texas. What's that they say about steers and queers?


o Page 18

Page 18 Jessica JessicaThis is similar to when he gushed over veterans roughing up gays outside the Iwojima memorial. Gays getting the shit kicked out of them seems to give Hafer a serious hard-on. And what do you call someone who enjoys seeing others in pain?
John JohnReminds me of that scene from Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas: There once was a guy who disagreed on something about the trinity. So Saint Nick BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!


o Page 19

Page 19 John JohnEven assuming that he was lying, what's the harm in passing a law that prevents something that isn't happening?
Jessica JessicaHere's a study showing workplace discrimination of gays, lesbians and transgender individuals.

Here's one about housing discrimination.


o Page 20

Page 20 John JohnWarning: Any orifices left unprotected may be subject to a surprisingly pleasant time. Please keep the following items on your person at all times: bible (KJV), rosary (do NOT stop turning), K-Y jelly, protective butt-plug.
Jessica JessicaOnce again, there's nothing gays do to restaurants, hotel beds or public restrooms that any other person wouldn't do.


o Page 21

Page 21 John JohnYes, we will hire even YOU, homosexual degenerate! No longer will you have to hide your disgusting true self, just to be a productive member of society! Who knows, maybe one day people will treat you as if you're human.
Jessica JessicaFair?!? After everything you've said in the book so far you have the brass-iron BALLS to talk about fair?!?!?


o Page 22

Page 22 John JohnOpenly gay people can become judges! Dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!
Jessica JessicaWe've had medical and other benefits for same-sex partners both here and abroad for some time now and as you can plainly see the world has not come to an end.


o Page 23

Page 23 John JohnWait... he wouldn't.... no nonono he CAN'T GO THERE....
Jessica JessicaOh yes he can... Frankly I'm surprised it took him this long.


o Page 24

Page 24 Jessica JessicaSuffice it to say that child molestation and homosexuality going hand-in-hand has been a scare tactic used for about as long as there have been gay people (i.e. forever). There is no proven correlation.
John JohnI should've known, this was inevitable. Not only does this make my blood boil on its own, some people even demand the death penalty for homosexuals because they think they're all pedophiles.


o Page 25

Jessica JessicaSee? NAMBLA even makes the gay guy sick. Probably because he's just like everyone else.


o Page 26

Page 26 John JohnSo, the argument here seems to be: Homosexuality is wrong because pedophiles also exist. Gotcha.
Jessica JessicaThere's some contention as to whether the Rene' Guyon Society even exists so their supposed motto is really neither here nor there.


o Page 27

Page 27 John JohnActually, that's more like 10% for homosexuals. And if you let people place themselves on a spectrum, things get even more interesting.
Jessica JessicaThe number of people who could be classified as "strictly heterosexual" in a Kinsey scale sort of way is a hell of a lot lower than most of these jerk-offs want to give credit.


o Page 28

Page 28 Jessica JessicaChildren 8 to 12 years old and alienated from their families are particularly vulnerable to lots of different things. It's a pretty good reason not to disown your gay son or daughter, wouldn't you say?


o Page 29

Page 29 Jessica JessicaOk, now you are just stretching. What comes next? "Homosexuality and Alien Abduction?"


o Page 30

Page 30 John JohnIt looks like Correlation and Causation have finally found together! If only Source Referencing hadn't been left out.
Jessica JessicaIf such a large percentage of gays vs. straight people are admitting to these things, did you ever stop to think that maybe gays are just more honest than straight people?


o Page 31

Page 31 John JohnOh, there's a reason for the suicide thing. It's little wastes of oxygen like Dick Hafer here who are actively pushing gays and lesbians all over the country into unlivable situations.
Jessica JessicaThere's Bluto again, ready to go at it. We've come full circle here.


o Page 32

Page 32 Jessica JessicaStraight people engage in S&M just as much, if not more, than gay people.

Also, sadomasochism is all about consent. So the likelihood of it leading to mixing "sex and death" is pretty slim, Dick.


o Page 33

Page 33 John JohnAll I could find on this was one article on Liberty News Now and a Reddit forum theorizing that serial killers and homosexuals both tend to have abusive childhoods.

Truly alarming.
Jessica JessicaGlobal temperatures have started to rise lately as well. Maybe the heat is causing all of those mass and serial murders. Ya think???


o Page 34

Page 34 John JohnSo there are the FACTS* of homosexuality.

*blatant lies
Jessica JessicaAnd now our degenerate homosexual fellow starts seeing the error of his ways and wants out.


o Conclusion

John JohnOf course that's the note we're gonna end on!

Let me guess: The next chapters are gonna talk about the declassification of homosexuality as a mental disease in 1974 (and several times more after that), Pray the Gay Away and electroshock therapy. That's gonna be fun. See ya then!


o Further Reading