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Homosexuality: Legitimate, Alternative Deathstyle - Book #01 (HDET)
Art by Dick Hafer - © 1986 Paradigm Company
First Published: December 1st, 2017
...with special Guest Commentator: John Faber
"Homosexuality: Legitimate, Alternate Deathstyle" is actually a book written by Dick Hafer waaaayyyy back in the halcyon days of 1986 when Reagan ran the country and everyone was afraid of the Bomb. AIDS had just begun coming into the public consciousness and most people (who were only just starting to call it something other than "Gay Cancer") knew almost nothing about it. This left the door wide open for uncheck fear and hate against the group seen as the primary carriers of this disease... homosexuals. Dick Hafer manages to distill and ferment this hate and fear into an almost 100 proof heady brew and then gives it to you good through a series of cartoons that can almost be referred to as "chibified." Make no mistake though, this is pure, uncut bigotry mainlined straight into your neocortex. Brace yourselves.
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JohnI once saw a video on YouTube (and that must mean it's true) that said the Bible was only against homosexuality because the surrounding tribes engaged in ritual sex acts for their deities, and everything that's done for a false god is EEEEEVIL! (that's also the reason for the law against clipping your sideburns.) |
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JessicaDespite what Hafer would have you believe from earlier in his book, sharing plates and silverware with someone who is gay or lesbian is no dirtier than sharing them with anyone else. |
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JohnIf they don't have bread, let them eat gay! Ich bin ein Homosexueller! Veni, vidi, pedicari! |
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Jessica"Freely" used the word gay? Is there some reason he shouldn't have been allowed to say the word gay? Is it going to bring down the Knights of Standards and Practices? | |
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JohnApparently, the only modes of locomotion for gays are prancing, skipping and fart-o-the-rainbow. |
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JessicaCalling them "sodomites" over and over again is nothing but an ad hominem argument and shows just how weak your position really is. |
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JessicaOutright lie. Studds did indeed express remorse over his relationship with a seventeen year old congressional page. The page was also just one year off from the age of consent and stated himself that the relationship was consensual and non-intimidating. |
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JohnLAAAAAAAW! |
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JessicaAs in "Aside from anti-discrimination legislation the law should have nothing at all to say about homosexuals," right? That is what you're about to say, right?!? |
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JessicaSince there are fewer gay people than there are straight people that makes them a LEGITIMATE minority too, you know. |
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JohnI just know you used that spoon to eat da poo-poo! | |
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JessicaOh, never mind. He wants to get his own spoon. <sigh> |
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JohnAnd you didn't take the hint that maybe you're on the wrong side of history? No? Okay, just checking. |
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JessicaIt isn't all that surprising that pro-gay legislation got shot down in Texas. What's that they say about steers and queers? |
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JessicaThis is similar to when he gushed over veterans roughing up gays outside the Iwojima memorial. Gays getting the shit kicked out of them seems to give Hafer a serious hard-on. And what do you call someone who enjoys seeing others in pain? |
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JohnReminds me of that scene from Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas: There once was a guy who disagreed on something about the trinity. So Saint Nick BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM! |
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JohnOpenly gay people can become judges! Dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA! |
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JessicaWe've had medical and other benefits for same-sex partners both here and abroad for some time now and as you can plainly see the world has not come to an end. |
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JessicaSuffice it to say that child molestation and homosexuality going hand-in-hand has been a scare tactic used for about as long as there have been gay people (i.e. forever). There is no proven correlation. |
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JohnI should've known, this was inevitable. Not only does this make my blood boil on its own, some people even demand the death penalty for homosexuals because they think they're all pedophiles. |
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JohnNO! NO NO NO NO NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
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JessicaSee? NAMBLA even makes the gay guy sick. Probably because he's just like everyone else. |
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JohnSo, the argument here seems to be: Homosexuality is wrong because pedophiles also exist. Gotcha. |
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JessicaThere's some contention as to whether the René Guyon Society even exists so their supposed motto is really neither here nor there. |
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JohnActually, that's more like 10% for homosexuals. And if you let people place themselves on a spectrum, things get even more interesting. |
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JessicaThe number of people who could be classified as "strictly heterosexual" in a Kinsey scale sort of way is a hell of a lot lower than most of these jerk-offs want to give credit. |
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JohnOh, there's a reason for the suicide thing. It's little wastes of oxygen like Dick Hafer here who are actively pushing gays and lesbians all over the country into unlivable situations. |
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JessicaThere's Bluto again, ready to go at it. We've come full circle here. |
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JohnOf course that's the note we're gonna end on! Let me guess: The next chapters are gonna talk about the declassification of homosexuality as a mental disease in 1974 (and several times more after that), Pray the Gay Away™ and electroshock therapy. That's gonna be fun. See ya then! |
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John